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howboutno asked:
If you had an evil twin (assuming you don't have one already) or there happened to be a mirror universe (nerding out on this one) and we met your evil doppleganger, how would we be able to tell the two of you a part and what sort of devious characteristics would they have, that you don't?
My evil twin would be a motorcycle-riding, face-and-ass-fucking, pill-medicated, gambling, cigarette-sucking, tattoo-covered, honesty-spitting, bicep-hulking, gun-packing force of maniacal motherfucking nature. Basically Charlie Sheen. Except prettier girls. And guys. Oh, and he would have blue eyes.
